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A round Dorito that hates Chinese people due to the fact that he doesn't have a Great Wall and has ran for president.
-How the hell did a Dorito run for president?
-It's not a Dorito, he's Donald Trump.
-Oh.
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Kid: Hey I just saw,”Orange is The New Black!”
Me: Oh that’s great
Kid: So, if orange is the new black, does that mean Obama is the president now?
Me: Oh crap kid, you’ve got a point... I mean, Donald Trump DID create a new race... Orange
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A red neck who spends 25% of his time tweeting, 25% of his time shaving his balls with a corona virus ventilator, and the other 50% in the tanning bed. Cause of the end of the world happening in 2020.
Guy 1: Dude did you hear about the global pandemic that’s going on right now?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard it’s Donald Trumps fault.
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A decaying orange with a yellow wig for hair that has ran for president. He has been given the power to annihilate civilisations because he doesn't know what to do with his powers because he was just picked off his tree and has a colony of worms inside him (and I'm not just talking about worms in his butt). He is racist to Chinese everything. He should just go and die in a goddamn hole where his ass is supposed to be.
Man: Huh... Something smells bad like it's gone off.
Man 2: It's Donald Trump's odour.
Man: Oh...
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Is a person who needs hookers.
You ugly and lame as fuck, you must have to Donald Trump for sex.
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Also referred to as as Donald Dump, he is a walking and talking pig wearing a toupee.
Person 1. How the hell did a pig get elected president?
Person 2. No Idea
Person 1. And they named him Donald Trump
Person 2. Sounds like the name for a pig alright
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A racist little 9 year old that is an orange.
Vote Donald Trump out.
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