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The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five
Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.
Is where you order a taxi and when it comes and then takes you to where ever you are going instead of paying the driver you get out and run . Usually you stop just before your destination so they dont see what house or building you go into
Taxi bumpincabcarhacknebumpin a taxitaxi bumpednot paying a taxi
A sexual act with maximum pubic hair contact.
Bob: Fuzz bumpin is fun
Mom: You damn right son
The act of violent scissoring.
That bitch was so happy to go to jail so she could go back to bumpin' biscuits.
"I can hardly walk, I was bumpin' biscuits with Nadia last night!"
When you're getting after it with your gettin after it crew
"Hey did you go out tonight?"
"Hell yeah man I was bumpin' jimmies all night"
To argue with someone... to get up in their face, so much so that you're in a close enough proximity to them to where your chests are touching or are nearly touching.
Paloma and Maria were bumpin' titties over that fine gato named Rico.
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The mating ritual of two people resembling beached whales resulting in an ugly, sometimes turtle-like scraggly offspring.
Bumpin Uglies. That girl is a perfect example.
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