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Happy and tired

I couldn't fall asleep bc I was so hired.

by Kileyy September 9, 2017


hired vindicator

A "copycat" crook who is employed by a suspect in a recent crime to discreetly (i.e., without being recognized or caught) commit one or more similar crimes in the area while the suspect is in custody, thereby "proving" that the suspect isn't the one guilty of the "original" crime, since more crimes of the same type are being committed while he himself is out of circulation and thus could not possibly have committed them.

Being a hired vindicator might have its advantages, but it can also backfire, in that crimes committed by others can be falsely pinned on you. For example, Person A commits a burglary, and then sometime later is arrested and detained as a possible suspect, despite his professing his innocence. Person A's cronies then hastily scatter around and hire Person B to commit a string of additional burglaries in Person A's local area in an effort to draw suspicion off of Person A. But then one or more other local crooks commit subsequent burglaries in the same general vicinity, and so if Person B is eventually apprehended, he will likely be suspected of **all** of the burglaries, including the ones committed by these "new" criminals.

by QuacksO June 6, 2018


We are hiring

It's what the amazon ad to the right of this definition is saying in small subtitle white words.

Amazon
We are hiring

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021


to hire a mexican

When you’re playing forT and you purchase an NPC with in-game currency, known as gold.

“Bro, why did you get a G Wagon? Is it bc you got your pants saggin’?”

“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”

by nonnopopolo June 26, 2024


Best Individual The Company Hired

BITCH - Best Individual The Company Hired

I am the Best Individual The Company Hired, let's be honest, bitch, I am the BITCH.

by LingDanc803 August 15, 2023


hiring semifreddo

Like a hiring freeze, but with occasional exceptions.

My company announced a hiring freeze, but they're still hiring for certain positions, so it's really more of a hiring semifreddo.

by Chunks the Dog June 29, 2022


Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

by I don’t know shit about life June 10, 2021