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A useless covering of bones, flesh, and hormone producing organs that surround the most complex object in the universe.
All humans could be good if they didn't let their hormone originated emotions create war, fanatical patriotism, crime, neo-feminists, and soccer riots.
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making something more civilized; humane
"i tried to help the children but they tore my arm off!!!!"
"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"
"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"
"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"
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sentient bipedal hommonid, descended of primordial primates.
Varying in class and type - no two humans are alike.
To avoid confusion simply ask "Are you a human?". Any kind of response other than to look strangely at you before running away will denote Human.
Q: "Are you a human?"
A: "Are you crazy?"
Result: Human
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The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".
Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.
Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!
Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
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What every manatee strives to become
Humans are merely incarcerated creatures living unappreciative, mundane lives, and taking for granted the meaning of humanity.
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something that is totally fucked up and what i don't understand, and sometimes i lose hope in, but still I have love and hope for it.
Humanity is about to enter the Age Of Aquarius and live on an ascended planet, just like the Pleiadians, Arcturians, Lyrans, Sirians and other advanced civilizations.
The act of who humans FUCKINNGGGG
“Hey, I really enjoyed humanizing last night with you.”