Gaming Week

7 October - 13 October is the official date of the gaming week and every person should let his friends / family play video games for how long they wish to.

GF: -It's gaming week so you can play all day sweetie. I'll do the dishes!

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Finals Week

A state of purgatory in which the whole school is either cramming or having a panic attack. Particularly bad for students who are done with finals but are still waiting to go home. Antonyms include Syllabus Week.

Me:"Hey brah, wanna get shitfaced and bang some biddies?"

Friends: "Can't man it's Finals Week, I have to learn 16 weeks of economic theory, write two anthropology essays, and read the whole psych textbook for Thursday.

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zutara week

an annual event that takes place for a whole week that involves Zutara fans to create art, photos, or videos to tribute the shipping zutara from avatar the last air bender. Each day has a special topic involving diffrent ideas such as...

Zutara week
Day 1: Crossover
Day 2: Blood
Day 3:...

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Hell Week

Usually found around midterms & finals. It’s a widely understood fact that prior to Hell Week, professors meet & discuss ways to purposefully create schedules with 3 midterms on the same day you’ve 2 papers & a group project due, all in addition to your normal homework load & extra-curricular activities.

In Hell Week, many students' imaginations run wild in an attempt to rationalize 'why this is happening to them.' Some will consider dropping out & going to work 'full-time' at the Subway they currently work at. Others (most, in fact) will go through 4 stages during hell week:

Denial: You party the weekend before, procrasturbate instead of writing your paper & spend time pointlessly stalking everyone you never knew on facebook; you can always cram, right?

Anger: You begin to look at what you need to study or write. How could they assign this much material? Are they insane? This is inhumane-you should contact the ACLU!

Fear: It's the night before your first tests, & you're freaking out. You've no idea why there’re 1,052 ways to conjugate this word in that stupid-ass-language & you really don't care what the hell a derivative is. What're your parents going to say when you tank these tests? Shit it's 11:30pm & the fuckin unstarted paper is due after those exams!

Acceptance: In the final minutes leading up to the tests you finally realize all you can do is bend over your desk & let the subjects you despise so much violently violate you in the worst ways imaginable.

Tyler: Ugh, I have 3 midterms, 4 papers, and 3 group projects due this week.

Karl: Welcome to Hell Week

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blowjob week

The week when a girl is having her period, thus she is unable to perform vaginal sex.

"Jen is acting pretty bitchy cuz it's blowjob week... but it's okay cuz it's blowjob week!"

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jesus week

A length of time equaling 12 days.

It's a long trip. We'll be back in a jesus week. See you next month.

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syllabus week

the first week of class, when syllabi are passed out... a basic waste of time.

you going to class?
nah, it's syllabus week... I'll just get the notes online

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