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israeli night goggles

To lol your ball sack over a girls eyes possibly during oral sex

She just kept staring at me... so I gave her the israeli night goggles

by Ambrosia666 September 17, 2007

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Israeli Defense Force shirt

The t-shirt that every jewish person between the ages of 13-30 owns. Most commonly khaki and yellow print.

"Do you own an Israeli Defense Force shirt?"
"No."
"What? Are you sure you're a jew?"

by therenster September 28, 2007

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Israeli Snipers

WOW DAWG! Even I only kill the disabled if women bang them instead of me. They're over there just taking pot-shots at them? Damn!

Hym "Wow! Israeli Snipers have been recorded shooting the disabled, children, medics, and press!? Oh-Boy-Oh-Jeez! I wonder why they raped and murdered your children! What could have possibly happened there!? Hey, and if Hamas is the government in Palestine... How is it not a 'Military operation' Ben? If Hamas is the government... AND THE MILITARY... How is it not a military operation? And you could say that they committed war crimes but the war crimes of the Israelites have been ignored for years, apparently. So... The Israelites haven't ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Gaza for years... They've just been shooting them from across the border and controlling their water, electricity, and (I guess if you have all the phone numbers of all the Palestinians) their internet? Sounds like you don't actually need to ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Palestine to have a negative effect on them... Sounds like it doesn't matter that you haven't set foot there. It sounds like the 'set foot' part is rhetoric being used to obfuscate what's really going on there."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023


Israelied

When the most devastating of unfortunate events is continually inflicted upon you. Usually by something fascistic, mendacious and totally evil and illegitimate. See also Israeling and Israeled.

I really hope they can recover from being Israelied for such a long time.

My whole house stinks after they dug up the road and broke the sewer outside, the whole place has been israelied and I can't live here anymore.

by Nevermindthegaslight March 10, 2024


Israeli-bot

A politician, journalist, or influencer who serves as a mindless mouthpiece for the genocidal Zionist Israeli propaganda machine

Rather than using his own mind, President Biden has revealed himself to be an Israeli-bot.

Numerous western media have switched from relying on human journalists to using Israeli-bots.

Instagram, Meta, and TikTok shadowban content about the Gazan genocide unless it's generated by Israeli-bots.

by Thinking_Millennial November 9, 2023


The israeli military

Where you use a gas mask but never f-sag

I don't want to be in the israeli military.

by Sexydimma June 19, 2022


The israeli military

The only place where you wear a gas mask for a purpose, not just f-sag.

Go to the Israeli military. Wearing a gas mask is serious.

by Sexydimma June 14, 2022