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When millions of amatuers get over excited about thier first beer and believe, "how you spend new years is how you spend the rest of the year." Undoubtedly their high hopes come crashing down like a firey drama filled meteor where crying, puking and fighting are all commonplace.
"Man remind me never to go out on New Year's Eve again." - Random Dude at 2:00am
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A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.
I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries
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in the new year, you guys can start over
“new year new us”
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come out as gay to family and friends on the 1st january.
dad: another new years day, time to relax before i'm back in the office.
daniel: dad, i think you already know this, i'm gay.
mom: new years gay, my boy, oh the shame, i dis own you.
dad: you're adopted, i wish.
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Anyone with hardcore conviction to stick to their New Year's Resolution...for a period of time not to exceed one month but often as short as one day...
A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...
She quit the grit for her New Year's Resolution, and all day she's been preachin' to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid her about the evils of tabacco...
Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...
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Its the Chinese New Year for Relationships. It starts after what is typically the worse night ever for a single person or someone in a fragile, rocky relationship. Its when we all grow some balls and take our dating lives by the horns!
Feb. 15th - The day that you start a new with how you approach relationships. Either if you are currently in one or if you have been failing miserably trying to find and keep one, Relationship New Year is the day to start on a new foot.
Its Relationship New Year! I have once again been let down on Valentines Day. So, starting today, I am going to stop dating psycho chicks or looking for the unicorn and just find a good nice girl like Eva Mendez.
The retreat of the lunar cycle in our solar system.
Lunar new year falls on February 5th