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Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.
Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?
Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?
Doorman: You like dat baby...
Selective feminism refers to many feminists who only want equality when it benefits women, but neglects it otherwise. For example, wants men to only suffer blue collar jobs, doesn't care about male homelessness, etc but also demanding special privileges for women. Many feminists are this way nowadays. Some examples include Liza Mundy, Hanna Rosin, and to an extent also Elizabeth Badinter.
Friend 1: my college soci prof is hella biased.
Friend 2: yeah cuz she supports selective feminism.
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Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.
Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.
Cherry picking only what you want to hear, ignoring the rest like a narcissistic douchebag.
Sally told Jim she wanted to break up with him but they could still have dinner on his birthday and Christmas but all Jim heard was they can still have dinner. He's selective listening, he thinks they're still
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When a girl doesn't like you or want to be friendly, despite the fact she barley knows you, and makes assumptions based on your general appearance.
*Girl 1 giving out gum to people*
Girl 2: Aww, thanks!
Guy 1: Sweet, thanks!
Guy 2: Can I have a piece?
Girl 1: Nope.
Guy 2: Why not?
Girl 1: I don't like you.
Guy 2: Why?
Girl 1: You annoy me.
Guy 2: ...you don't even know who I am.
Girl 1: Did I say I did?
Guy 2: Wow, you sure are a Selective Bitch.
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The act of strategically picking and choosing who you do and don't reply to while continuing to post on every other form of social media.
Is it just me or is Sarah selective texting like a mawfucka tonight?
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The most outrageous form of goverment ssexisim that exists today.
Males are forced to sign up with the Selective Services when they turn 18. Females on the other hand are not.
Men are no better at being shot at than women are.
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