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(n.) The act in in which you suck the milk out of your best friends mothers titties, and then spit it into her vaginal opening.
Dude, I’m sorry, but I have your mom a slurpy coco last night.
A man who secretly sucks the cum off his hands when finished masturbating in the living room with company over while watching swimsuit models on cable.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.
His wife exclaimed, " Wow, I can't believe I married a Cum Slurpy ! "
When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.
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A drink that tastes horibly bad.
Say you go to the bar and order a drink special thats on sale, when you get it you think that it is the worst thing that you have ever drank. You then look at the bar tender and say "WOW this taste like butthole slurpy" the bar tender will most likely remember what you had if you want a "butthole slurpy" latter!
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The liquid of delight that a female slurps from the male genitalia during the act, commonly referred to as "Giving Head"
I gave her a DNA slurpy!
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The unpleasantly foamy belch that occurs when one is slurping a slurpie.
"I would have said something, but I had a major slurpie burpie from that Icee I was sipping."
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Jizz Cum The Act of Male ejaculation.
After the date, I gave kerry a Jerky Slurpy for dessert and made her take the bus home.
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when a male fucks a man or woman in the ass and cums in there butt. then inserts a straw and slurps out the cum/shit mixture.
Sean- dude last night Emily let me pull a hungarian slurpie on her!
Cole- that fuckin gnarly. the only way to gain self respect now is to hang yourself with an extention cord.
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