exclusively-almost

(adv.) 1.THE BEST EXPLANATION EVER!! 2. A Great excuse. 3. A pretty funny oxymoron.

I DON'T CHEAT!... I AM, exclusively-almost MONOGAMOUS!!

almost-vite

1) To almost offer up an invitation.

2) To let someone know just after an invitation expires that it in fact exsisted

Person One "Oh if you would have let me know yesterday you wanted to go to the Bears game I could have given you a ticket but i just gave it away"

Person Two "Nice Almost-vite, you know i love the Bears, jerk!"

Almost Libbo

Phrase said among the U.S. NAVY and U.S. MARINES personnel to remind others or oneself that “Libbo” slang for Liberty (authorized permission to go out without using leave) is soon too come.

Corpsman: “Doing these inventories f**king suck!”
Battalion Aids Station: “Tell me about it, least it’s Almost Libbo”
Bluefalcon: “Hey gents, I put you two down for duty this weekend”

Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.

Hey, let's pull an almost gym tonight, I look okay. Do you have the chips?

almost online

America Online - That ISP everyone says they hate and pretends they don't use - fuinny how it's one of the biggest ISPs around...

Geeze Peechi, you're still using Almost Online?

Hey! It lets me know if my TCP/IP is working...

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almost suck it

an answer to the question "are you hard"?

I had a semi and the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softy she asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"

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almost vegan

People who are trying their best to reduce and/or avoid eating any animal products (or animal by-products) or using animal based products such as leather, silk, or wool. People who are transitioning to becoming vegan and living a vegan lifestyle through veganism.

Vegans should help people who are almost vegan by supporting them to become vegan.

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