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A sugar widow is a woman who was once a sugar baby, but has decided to leave the sugar bowl for "normal" relationships. Once she starts dating men her own age who are not financially well off, she ruins the relationships, citing "he's too cheap/doesn't give me an allowance" without realizing other women her age are able to have relationships and even marry just fine.
Once Mary turned 30 and realized her maternal clock is ticking down, she started looking for a husband as she wanted to start a family before it was too late. She realized she was a Sugar Widow since her standards were so high, only 0.1% of the men her age would qualify by their wealth, and competition for these select few men were very high.
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Any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cucumbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.
Just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. Bless her. Widow's memories, eh?
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A wife who's husband is unattentive because he is spending all his time on his PC
I feel like a PC widow today, you're spending too much time on your PC
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A significant other who falls on the wayside when their partner
becomes a PS3 fanboy and/or addicted to a game.
Lady: John just got Call of Duty IV.
Ladyfriend: Ooooh, have fun being a PS3 widow.
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A person with questionable beliefs on team composition.
The penalty for playing widow is that the screen says, "Defeat" at the end of each match.
"Dude, switch off Widow main please. You're not good."
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A scammer who goes on Facebook widow groups and tries to join the group and friend them.
A widow trollers just asked me if I live alone.
A person who considers their husband/wife/significant other pays more attention to gaming (online games, MMORPG, console games etc) than they do to them. Therefore making them a widow.
My husband gamed all night last night, I am sick of being a gaming widow.
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