History Withdrawal

is an unpleasant state that occurs when someone who has recently participated in the 2010 week-long summer teacher institute, wakes up the Saturday after returning home to realize they don't need to be up, dressed, and in their designated spot by 7:30 AM. They realize the day's schedule is empty or at least empty of authentic historical experiences. They must wear their civilian clothing all day long! There is no historical clothing waiting to be worn.

Those 24 participants had to abruptly curtail their emersion in history which has left a major void.

Symptoms include: boredom, loneliness, anxiety about being cut off from the historical triangle, jitters from wanting to reach out and touch an artifact, cravings to be standing on the same ground as John Smith, actually WANTING to start school before September in order to try out new interpreting ideas!

WARNING: Could be contagious!

Friend: "Are you totally excited to be back home from the institute? I bet you have a million things you want to do!"

(you are laying on the couch, staring blankly at the wall in front of you)

You: "Nah dude! I can't do anything. I'm going through history withdrawal. I need to be in Jamestown or Yorktown getting more knowledge!"

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iPhone withdraw

cases occur when an iPhone is lost stolen or broken

most cases last about a week because a replacement is always gotten

1. "Why does Bill looks like he's about to die?"

2. "O he's going threw iPhone withdraw because he had an iPhone for 2 years but dropped it in his deep fryer 2 hours ago, it will be a least a day before he gets a knew one"

1. "omg that poor soul"

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Cirrus withdrawal

A withdrawal from an ATM that isn't owned by your bank that normally charges a small fee such as $3.

I was looking at a bank statement and saw a cirrus withdrawal and remembered when I used an ATM from a different bank.

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Emo Withdraw

When an "EMO" MUST cut something.
Something referring to anything from themselves to a couch cushion to something un-cuttable(ex:a pencil,shoe leather,ect)

That emo must be going threw a Emo Withdraw, look at him cut up that bus seat.

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eric withdrawal

heartache leading to extreme emotional, physical and sexual desire for an amazingly handsome, intelligent, romantic, driven, but slightly crude humored, boyfriend.

Sam: I get a little goofy when eric withdrawal hits.
J: hahaha is that what you get?
Sam: well goofy combined with extreme.... you know...it pertains to withdrawl from the 4th urbandictionary.com definition of eric (as of Feb 3, 2010).
J: hahaha

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Withdrawal Slip

When a guy pulls out and slips in his own cum puddle.

I was banging this girl from the bank last night, and made a withdrawal slip when we were done.

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Civilized withdraw

It's a dumber word than social distancing with a similar meaning just to show the morons that cling to that word how stupid it truly is they can just drop the damn social and just say distancing

Karen/Boomer: hey I am social distancing stay 6 feet back

Me: I'm sorry did you mean civilized withdraw?