a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.
wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.
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Kinda like a Bremelo; referring to unattractive women that frequent or reside in Silverdale, WA with the intent or inclination to pursue relations with US Naval personnel stationed there. She can frequently be distinguished by, but are not limited to, women wearing satin jackets with ship names on them or having noticeably half-permed hairstyles.
Jay hooked up with a Silver Whale from the Horse and Cow!
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When your poop is so long that the bottom tip sticks at the bottom of the toilet and the top end falls forward and slaps your testicles. Imitating being slapped like a whale's tail.
Trevor called me during dinner to tell me about his comical whale's tail. It was a Whale of a tale.
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The girl that your homey is either dating, banging, wifing or has done such activities for a prolonged period of time in the past with any kind of emotional attachment.
It is strictly forbidden -- although such forbidding is mainly unspoken -- to carry on the aforementioned activities on the dead whale.
Doing such things to a dead whale makes you an asshole.
Friend 1: Johnny, why are you macking April? She's totally a dead whale.
Friend 2: Yea dude... your brother still loves her.
Johnny: I'm such an asshole.
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also known as ... gooch. This comes form the greek methology meaning HUGE NASTY FLOTHY CUNT.
Kristen's whales vagina looks like hamburger meat!
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when a person, normally female, is very whorish and goes after more than 10 guys at a time
OR:
a huge whore
"i made out with tom this weekend"
"isn't this the 7th guy you've made out with this week?"
"yeah"
"you're such a whale whore"
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