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The act of nutting on another persons back multiple times and letting it dry up, after it dry up you peel it off and enjoy a good snack.
Denny: you maui wanna try the alabama potato chip
Maui: sure denny daddy
When you proceed to have intercourse with your cousin, and you wrap your penis with a confederate flag rather than using a condom.
I pulled an Alabama Sausage Wrap on Susie the other day 'cause she don't believe in none of that safe sex bullshit.
When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth. The partner then shoves a straw into the mans penis and proceeds to blow the ejaculate back into his penis.
Of course I brought an extra pair of underwear, I received an Alabama blow dart earlier.
A move performed during sex that has the woman on bottom, with her ass pointing up (achieved thru laying on her shoulders on the floor, with her back against the couch for support). The man positions himself so that he can aim his wang downward and entering her, either in the ass or the vagina. The thrusting motion looks like a oil derick pumping for oil.
Seeing the oil fields as we traveled cross country reminded me to give her the Alabama Oil Pump when we stopped.
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When you get so drunk at a party that you pass out and people put chocolate cake in your pants to make you think that you shit yourself.
Based on true story.
John was drunk and a little obnoxious so he woke up with an Alabama mud butt.
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This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.
I'm thinking about doing the Alabama Mud Slide tonight, you in or out?
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A variation of regular chess wherein whomever uses the white pieces win because they gang up on the black pieces, just like Alabama.
John: Dude, I hate playing chess with you. You only play Alabama rules chess and you never let me be the white pieces.
Dave: My pieces don't take kindly to your pieces 'round here, boy.
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