Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.
Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.
You’re totally toilet texting me!
When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
A black man or women who works in a nightclub toilet, will try and sell you fake aftershave and make you pay to wash your hands. Often can be heard singing songs such as "no splash no gash, no splash no gash, freshern up up up.
Also see bog wog
God dam toilet Tyrone sprayed me with old spice, i am never going to smash any pasty now.
Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet
I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.
The awkward situation where you are taking a shit, when some nigga walks into the cubicle next you. When you flush the toilet and hope to remain anonymous the nigga follows you out as well. which calls for awkward staring and disgusting smells.
Guy: "Dang I was shittin and some nigga decided to be a Toilet Stalker"
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."
(or shit bucket).The practice of using the restroom in a bucket with a contractor bag in it as a liner as to not ruin the bucket for later use while on a construction/demo site when there is no Porter potty or running water on site.
Damnit! There ain't no water on and no Porter..and my stomach is Killin me. And the gas station is too far...
Shit homes what tu need is a "Mexican Toilet"... Grab one of dem bags and come here I show tu... Now chu go find tu a room and tie up de bag when tu done and tossit in de dumpster...