1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.
1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.
Another name for toilet paper
"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"
The act of ones genitals being submerged in cold water when one descends onto a toilet seat.
My porcelain throne is a awful toilet tickler. My dick always touching the water.
An old toilet that is converted into a giant bong
We remodeled our bathroom and turned the old throne into a Jamaican toilet
The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.
Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.
when you shit so much in your toilet it creates its own disgusting ecosystem
Man i made a toilet swamp last night
Often shipped with Bryan Mendivil or anyone from the Newscapepro crew
Toilet Jon is better shipped with Zeres....