When a girl masturbates while simultaneously taking a dump.
Dylan- "Wow that girl at the gym at a long toilet flick today"
Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"
The bottom 25-50% of a girl's exposed butt cheeks when she wears tiny shorts. This skin is rife with bacteria from when she has sat on a toilet, thus, a breeding ground for spreading bacteria to every surface.
The booty-shorts-wearing girl spread e-coli with her toilet butt.
1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.
1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.
Another name for toilet paper
"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"
The act of ones genitals being submerged in cold water when one descends onto a toilet seat.
My porcelain throne is a awful toilet tickler. My dick always touching the water.
An old toilet that is converted into a giant bong
We remodeled our bathroom and turned the old throne into a Jamaican toilet
When one rub shit all over the seat of the toilet and someone sits on it
Some put toilet butter on the seat and I got it on my ass