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toilet flick

When a girl masturbates while simultaneously taking a dump.

Dylan- "Wow that girl at the gym at a long toilet flick today"

Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"

by Mr. Parksington March 16, 2017


Toilet Chutney

A body waste product that contains fruit and or vegetables and is slightly "loose" but easily spreadable (in-between underpants and bottoms)

I have toilet chutney in my underpants, I may have to throw them away! Or, Is a fart Brown and Lumpy? No, in that case I have definitely just shit myself!

by Drunken Wandering Wombat March 11, 2015


Toilet on wheels

Any kind of transport (normally rail and on-road) that is rusty, dirty and old

It's interesting, but disgusting at the same time to ride a toilet on wheels

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 27, 2023


Toilet Tash

Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.

Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash

by AtomicTurban February 14, 2011


toilet-trash

Adjective; a term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.

Noun; Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people who emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.

adj; "Fuck that restaurant, the food is toilet-trash", "Miley Cyrus' new album is toilet-trash"
noun; "We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party", "If you park here, the toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit"

by boardshaw November 9, 2020


Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.

He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.

by Sneaky Rupert July 27, 2016


Toilet Sodomy

The act of taking a shit on an automatic flushing toilet and the toilet suddenly flushes while you are still in process of pooing. The fecal matter will be forcefully thrusted back into your anal cavity. This is one of the most traumatic experiences, especially if it occurs at work. Many people experience POO-TSD (See POO-TSD) in the coming years.

Mike: Yo dude I took a nasty shit last night. Shit smelled like rotten eggs and dirty grundul.

Stoney: Bro at least you didn’t experience toilet sodomy yesterday. Shit happened to me out of nowhere. Took me like a half hour to clean myself up.

by Stoney69 January 12, 2019