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A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.
Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!
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A phrase referring to a male who has no standards whatsoever in regards to whom he has sex with. A person who engages in the fucking of enormous fat bitches with big fucking baloney tits and big hairy pussies. Term is derived from the eminem lyric "I spit when i talk, I fuck everything that walks".
Man look at that cow Dave is taking home!
Yeah he spits when he talks.
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The panties found on the dead corpse of Jonbenet Ramsey. Her panties were SOAKED with spit.
Patsy: Did you find my daughter's body?!
Officer: I'm sorry ma'am, we haven't...but we found her soiled spit panties.
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A cheap male prostitute who has to 'work both holes' to make ends meet.
Jim is a spit roasted ass ho, and he likes it
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When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).
“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”
The time of the month for a girl. She has sex with her partner and doesn’t tell them she is on her period. As the woman is finishing in the others mouth, the delivering party spits the blood back in
Dude , Brad didn’t do the Red Solo Spit Shot. He’s a vampire
When someone says this it mean that they will talk down or talk shit about you.
I’m going to spit on your ass and fuck it.