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A Sales Manager that not only demands high sales performance but also a late night call. The only time he will not take a Midnight Whisper is when he is watching midget porn. You can find this Hitler looking Sales Manager off of Barber St.
Hey Terri Girlie what's wrong? "I am tired as can be, just finished writing 1700ap and now I have to give my Sales Manager "The Midnight Whisperer" the Midnight Whisper." Well... hopefully he will be still watching midget porn, he didn't answer when I called.
When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.
I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.
Its like that thing that one time where you are in bed alone and you fart into your hand and you like smell it, one time.
I was exhausted after that four hour meeting, I went to bed but I couldn't fall asleep without my Midnight Sniff.
A midnight walk turns to sex in the bathtub
Hey Tom heard you had a midnight voyage with Susan last night
When you participate in an Anal Rain Dance at 12 A.m with Filipino hookers.
Guy 1: hey how was you’re business trip to the Philippines ?
Guy 2: It was great was great! Went on a couple Midnight Squallys, if you know what I mean.
Giving someone a blowjob at midnight
I was midnight blowing
The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.
The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway
Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again