When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.
I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!
The mix between a Mexican and a Caucasian. Can be called a Wet Cracker but Crackers when Wet are Soggy.
You two would make a beautiful Soggy Baby. He’ll never get deported.
the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.
Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.
An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor
That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.
You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby
A little girl represented, considered and/or treated how one might otherwise have only treated a full grown woman.
At the child beauty pageant, she saw another magnificent baby woman.
The anniversary of the date on which a Chinese child was adopted by an overseas family
Please join our family next Thursday in celebration of Emma's Chinese baby day