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a heavy metal sensation amongst the underground, one of the best to exist
"hey man I bought tickets for the next hellish satanic suffering concert!"
A small sect of Satanism which believes in God and Satan as living beings/deities. Biblical Satanists believe that God is the villian of the bible and that Satan is the hero. They share some things in common with LaVeyan Satanists such as indulging in sin, having pride in yourself, and thinking freely. You don't have to worship Satan to be a Biblical Satanist, that's your choice.
Have you ever heard of Biblical Satanism?
a person so cute it's sinful. this does not mean that that it is sexual in its self, it just means that the person is very cute. ( it can be used in a sexual and non-sexual way)
it is a non-gender specific term. anyone can be a satan's snack
girl 1: girl, you are such a satan's snack *finger guns*
girl 2: aw shucks, you're so sweet. I'm happy that I dumped that dipshit Branden for you.
OR
friend 1: my friend is so cute!
friend 2: he is a snack
friend 3: no, he's a satan's snack
friend 1 & 2: agreed.
Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?
Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.
"The rod and the staff of Satanic Jesus is the comforting key to eternal salivation!"
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Sataned: A universal word to summarize the state of being screwed so bad that fucked sideways seem like an understatement. Sataned is the higher and real form of Murphy's law, when a person is Sataned, unexpected normal things / incidents go from normal to bad to worse.
Example: You reach the airport in wee hours to board an early morning flight. You clear the security and end up sleeping in the lobby , when you wake you up you find that your flight reached its destination while you were merrily sleeping.
He dressed up to meet his girl friend and after meeting her found out that she called him to introduce her new Boy Friend to him. Gosh he really got Sataned.
A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.