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Go watch your youtube with your memes or something.

#stopit #getsomehelp #you'reprobably12yearsold #gohome #youtube #sexiguess

by ThatsNiceBud July 11, 2019

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Sex

Where are your parents?
Gee...
Why im the one should explain this to you?
Well kid... you see sex is when your mom and dad is having fun. No not like in amusement park. God how am i should explain this... Go call your parents...

Kid: Dad what is sex?
Dad:.....
Dad: Welll son ill tell you what it is. Lets go to the bar

by MahNameIsJefff April 30, 2018

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Sex

When a man puts his penis in a woman's a**,pussy, ect.

I really wanna have sex.

by ratched a** March 25, 2020

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Sex

Something that some people may call the most amazing thing in the world or the most disgusting. Sex is the way one reproduces their own kind. Here are some different kinds of sex

1)smooth sex
Nice and slow, normally done by people who are having sex for the first time
2)horrible sex
Sex in which both people are unpleased with how it felt
3)safe sex
Usage of condoms or pregnancy pills
4)extra safe sex
Usage of condoms and pregnancy pills
5)rough sex
The opposite of smooth sex. Normally done when one is extremely horny
6)long sex
Having sex for 3 hours or more

Wow you actually went through and read all of my crap about sex. Great job! You’re a weirdo! Just like me! Also, wtf are you doing looking up the definition of sex on Urban Dictionary? I know damn well you know what it means!

Person 1: Hey girl, wanna have sex?
Person 2: of course, what kind?
Person 1: Any kind you want to 😏
Person 2: How about rough sex?
Person 1: sounds good to me
30 minutes later
Person 2 on phone: ugh it was horrible! He had a fucking micro penis!

by TheTurdYouLeftInTheToilet November 5, 2019

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Sex

Ahhhhh... the perfect word for you 3rd grade classmates to laugh on when your whole class studying about "The Reproductive System"

Teacher: Okay class, our topic that we're gonna tackle today is all about the reproductive system. Now first of all the first step of reproduction is sex and...

3rd grade nibbas: sex... ahHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHH

by NotNotQuality February 19, 2019

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Sex

male or female, also can be called a gender

"On a blood test, the docter has to write down what kind of sex are you."

Comment submitted with request to Delete:
"sex!=gender;
sex==attitudinal;
gender==physical;

by Santa December 27, 2002

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sex

sausage in onion ring

yum your sausage in my onion ring is some goooood sex

by lauraisawordsienctist February 18, 2008

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