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The act of getting oral sex on the commode while Defacating and eating a baconator from Wendys
I was hungry, horny and had to shit so a blumpkinator Was my only option
Fall time seasonal Blumpkin flavored spices available in most bathrooms.
Alexis was excited to get a Blumpkin spice latte in the fall.
A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.
"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
getting the hawk tuah while taking a dookie
I got a blumpkin from John Pork and George Droid.
The process of cleaning out your urinary tract.
I might need a blumpkin to help with my digestion problems.
the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.