a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.
When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.
The process of cleaning out your urinary tract.
I might need a blumpkin to help with my digestion problems.
i went to the pumpkin patch and found a blumpkin for only $10. I had to buy it.
When Drew Hawk receives head while taking a massive shit in the McDonald’s bathroom
Drew gets a blumpkin in the McDonald’s bathroom
The act of giving/receiving a blow job while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
Dude, I was sitting there takin a big ol' shit when my girl came in and gave me a blumpkin.
Getting your dick sucked while on a toilet.
Stephanie gave me a mad blumpkin yesterday.