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A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.
I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.
The guy that when you're playing pool gives unsolicited advice to you even though he plays worse than you.
Here comes Danny's to be the Pool Whisperer again. I hate THAT guy.
An upright land dwelling omnivore and primate. Habitats varied climates, utilizes tools, and sucks a lot of cocks.
Boy Howdy there goes that pool champion. You know
An asian man with no legs but extremely long arms circling the outside of a pool screaming the entire bible. Normally found in thailand and very northern Canada.
Oh wow thats a rare asian pool walker!
when a guy nuts in a chick's ear and turns it into a pool of sperm.
Oh shit girl, you got some big ass ears. I can't wait to turn them into a West Virginia swimming pool
The notion that some men have that if they go swimming in their chlorinated swimming pool they no longer need to take a shower.
It was really easy to get ready for work today because I just took a quick pool bath.
the term "Corsica in the pool" is a rephrasing of lyrics originally found in a cali Hip-Hop jam by E40 (or E-40) in which the lead vocals urge listeners to "ghost ride the whip" OR "ghost ride da whip" the whole thing sounds catchy enough to double as the chorus actually. in any case, the original phrasing found in this song was actually eclipsed by the trend it helped popularize (ghost riding da whip). this is of course the act of driving one's car (preferably an escalade) slowly on a strait-away, then jumping out of the vehicle and dancing along-side (or on the hood) to ones favorite song with added browny points for playing E40. accordingly, "Corsica in the Pool" can be most accurately compared to a weird al yankovic song because of it's qualities as a parody. In the "corsica" version, the song promotes the act of placing a chevy corsica in one's back yard pool as a demonstration of one's "balla" status. And as a further step towards said goal, gold rims and other common "gangsta" car accessories might be fitted to the car as a further demonstration of status.
this is an up-and-coming fad that is sure to be seen on MTV cribs within a matter of months.
"x4 corsica in the pool
x8 now...swim
x4 put those spinner rims on
x2 now...gas, brake, dip, dip "