dead mouth

n.
1. Paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
2. A person afflicted with paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
3. A paralyzed or crooked mouth.

1. Alicia Silverstone and Katie Holmes both suffer from intermittent dead mouth.

2. "Rob Lowe is cute, even though he's a dead mouth".

3. Too bad Greta van Susteren's plastic surgeons couldn't fix her dead mouth!

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Dead Grandmother

Vegemite

I feel like some Dead Grandmother on toast

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dead trim

Aron has a dead trim

yo that guy Aron founded the dead trim society

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dead stalk

A (still-lit) cigarette that is almost down to the filter.

Save me a drag on your dead stalk, mate.

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Dead By Daylight

A video game that gives out free brain aneurisms every 60 seconds because of your shit teammates that can’t hit a skill check.

Demi: Yo I play dead by daylight

John: Please get some help

Demi: You want to hear about the perk soul guard?

John: Demi, you’ve been talking to me for 2 straight hours.

Demi: But you haven’t heard about the perk kindred yet

John:*goes insane* REEEEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeE

John:*dies*

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Dead Wilson

A man who continues to get fucked in the ass by someone with HIV. This person does not care about life because there dead inside and there floating away in the ocean of life.

A Dead Wilson is also a prison term for guys who have unprotected sex with other inmates and does not care that they will be infected.

John Doe doesn't care that he's a dead Wilson and will continue having unprotected sex with strange men.

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Dead meme

A meme that no one uses anymore to post on social media are make funny vids on YT.
A.K.A underrated memes

12 year old :Me and the boys raiding Area 51.

9 year old: thats a dead meme you idiot

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