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a hoedown piss is when you go to the bathroom and don't want to wash your hands after, so, instead of touching your cock, you pull down your boxers and rest your balls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a country hoe down.
when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.
most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants
I had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz I caught him hoe-down pissing in our bathroom last weekend.
(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)
Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.
Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!
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Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.
Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
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The last bit of a beer. It contains a solids that have settled. It's best to be poured out.
Jeff - "Ah man, you just drank the squirrel piss!"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"
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when one feels tingly and excited by the flow of urine
when one feels a pure sense of horny when being presented with the sight feel sense taste or smell of urine. most common in people who’s name rhymes with dananda.
donda has a piss kink
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A vent in the ground, located beside Behind-the-Grind in Whistler, BC, Canada. When you get grunk and pee on it it blows your piss all over you.
"Dude, I went to the piss vent and now I'm covered in piss!"
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A game originating with baby sitters in the north east in which fruit loops or similar O shaped cereal is poured into a toilet and young boys are instructed to aim for certain colors. An alternate method of toilet training.
"Aim for the red one Derek! Good job! You won Piss-o's today! Wait untill I tell your mom when she gets back from Italy."
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When you are inebriated. During urination you misjudge the duration of piss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and pissing much longer.
Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you flush the toilet?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?
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