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Crabs Pole Vaulting

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

by Alleigh May 22, 2008

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head crabs

lice, bugs that live on your head

yo, don't go near that kid,he got head crabs.

by check_minus May 18, 2008

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crab toe writing

A term used by Jamaicans to describe terrible hand writing.

"you and your crab toe writing a one in di same.........crawny"

by Lanny12 January 28, 2019

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king crab kruichak

when u think ur the biggest and hardest, but as big and as hard as a crab.

In travis's mind, he was the king crab.. we all made fun of him.

by nick burg August 13, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Softshell Crab Sandwich

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.

Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.

by Donkey June 16, 2004

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Alaskan Crab Cake

A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.

What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?

My Grandma made delicious Alaskan Crab Cakes for us when we visited her last March.

by CuriousSnail April 17, 2016

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louisiana crab sandwich

Having sex with a girl where you stick one foot in her mouth and one foot in her ass, next you eating out her vagina that is infested with crabs and/or is yeast infected.

"I was slobbin' on christie last night and she asked me to louisiana crab sandwich her!"

by BigWoody March 8, 2008

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