soiled leather donut

the discription of a dirty asshole, ususally used in an insulting text.

lick my "soiled leather donut"

Caucasian Donut

When an exceptionally large white girl finishes oral sex on another exceptionally large white boy and proceeds to collect his jizz and puts it on a pastry of her choice.

Duncan: Hey dude Ashely recorded herself giving Mark a rather nasty Caucasian Donut. I almost yakked all over my laptop.

Josh: Eww. I didn't know Mark was mature enough to produce sufficient sperm for Ashely's appetite!

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dunking the cosmic donut

A sexual position referenced in by Wendy the Android in the TV show Dark Matter. It is likely a move that relies on the contortion ability of a sex android, whereby the android would backbend into a complete circle while allowing the partner to insert themselves as they are standing or laying intercepted to the formed circle.

Hi Wendy, I would like to try dunking the cosmic donut when you aren't preparing meals on the ship.

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Powdered Donut

gold bond blowjob (think about it)

Bonnaroo 2004: no chaffing a lot of ejaculation

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Polygon Donut Day

December 16th is polygon donut day. On this day all donuts must be cut to look like a polygon. You get arrested if you eat a donut on December 16th that isn’t a polygon.

Dude, tomorrow is polygon donut day! Are you gonna stop at dunk n donuts to pick up some polygon donuts?

Hell yeah man, December 16 is my favorite day of the year!

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donuts with jam in the middle

Using period blood as a substitute for lubricant during anal sex.

Jaemin: Welcome to krispy kreme how can I help you?
Vampire customer: I'd like to buy some donuts, which donuts do you like and recommend?
Jaemin: I like my donuts with jam in the middle.

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Glazed donut with sprinkles

When an anus dusted with glitter is covered in jizz. See also: donut with sprinkles

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald, and he turned it into a glazed donut with sprinkles."

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