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The act of putting Vasaline all over your cock then dipping it in sand. Then you put your cock in the ass and analy pound her until she bleeds.
Me and Nick were in Tiajuana and he picked up a dirty whore and gave her some Mexican Sandpaper and she loved it.
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A funeral where the body is disposed of not by burial or by cremation, but by using a large catapult to fling it into a neighboring country. It is illegal in the US, but due to its low cost it flourishes as a black market mortuary sideline in the American southwest, and to a lesser extent along the Canadian border where its use is more often for entertainment.
My cleaning lady had to go back to Arizona to bail her husband out of jail. Apparently he was involved in a mexican funeral ring, and one of the deceased turned out to be involved in an unsolved murder. So now there's going to be a big hoo-hah, an investigation and such. Do you know any good cleaning ladies?
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When taking a dump with a turd half-way in and half-way out, flush the toilet and have the suction pull the rest of the turd out of you like a midwife delivering a baby.
It was a hard shit until I used the Mexican Midwife.
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Walking into a hole in the wall Mexican restraunt. When your hostess asks you,"What shall you have this evening." You reply" A taste of Mexican Dream please." The hostess escorts you to the back of the restraunt where the sweaty former female Mexican wrestler "Maria" spreads her legs and lets you taste Mexican Dream.
EX. What do you think I should order?
Bro you need to ask the waiter for Mexican Dream?
Mexican Dream?
Its the best thing here! Its so special its not on the menu?
EX. Man you have to try the "Mexican Dream."
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Person: Papi
Person 2: Sexual mexicans
Person 3: Papi is my dad
Person 4: Papi is my nan
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While you're working a speed bag, you blow your loud into her FUPA.
I know I'm a little over weight so I'd appreciate it if you could give me a Mexican Kangaroo.
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lysol and tabasco with some water used in mexico like pine_sol. U smell it in baha california.
in riverside california mexican lysol is used everywhere. I said to su amiga "California starting to smell like Mexico."
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