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A flat out hairy snizz found on mostly fat red heads.
Ay! see that cum dumpster over der? She got the most heriest bearded taco out der
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When a girl takes a dump in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and some blue liquid splashes up onto her vagina and a guy gets it all over his face after going down on her.
You'll know a blue beard when you see it.
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A rare species of mammal that lives exclusively on community college campuses. It is roughly seven feet tall, with a large hump in its back. This bipedal hominid has long, scraggly facial hair, which usually has bits of sandwich in it (from whence it's common name is derived; its scientific name is Sandwichus beardicus).
Several species of bird nest in its unkempt facial hair, and it cares for this colony tenderly, so that it can feast upon them at a later date. This "farming" method may denote some semblance of intelligence, though its mental capacities are dubious, as the creature seems to have invested over ten thousand dollars of its own money in a bad mermaid movie.
The Sandwich-beard uncurled from the foliage of the community college parking lot, emerging into the sun, and attempting (in vain) to find a mate.
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1. The American cookbook author, teacher, syndicated columnist and television personality whose namesake, the James Beard Award, is the highest honor in cooking.
2. Variant of beard when referring to a dinner date.
I had a work dinner so I took James Beard.
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A Gummy Beared is when a handful of gummy bears are licked and applied to the face to make it look like a beard made out of gummy. This word was first pioneered in the blog www.thecliarnival.com
"I licked a bunch of gummy bears, stuck them to my face, and now I have a Gummy Beard"
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The hair covering a mans chest and stomach area
Joe: Dan come on lets go on the boat!
Dan: Chill out i gotta trim my body beard first
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When you go down on a woman often enough, the naturally acidic juices from the vagina bleach the hairs of your beard causing them to turn grey.
I had to use Just For Men because of all my years of beard bleaching.
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