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A Flag Job is a sexual act in which one participant jerks another off using a flag.
Flag Jobs have significant advantages over an ordinary hand job, because there is no clean up involved, and the giver does not have to actually touch, or even see the receiver's penis. Plus, they're a great way to show off your nationalism.
It can be abbreviated as FJ, but that is often mixed up with foot job.
Last night Michelle gave me a Flag Job with the Greek flag. That blue and white feels real nice.
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A form of oral sex involving the positioning of the penis at a minimum 30 degree angle in the mouth, causing it to rub against the check of the blowjob administrator. The only reliable way to determine the success of a Cheek Job is to have an independent third party to observe and confirm that the penis is visibly bobbing back and forth in the mouth of the blowjob provider.
Cheek jobs are most prevalent two demographic groups: (1) younger teenagers that are inexperienced with blowjobs (and where the blowjob concerns a large penis); (2) For couples (but most usually men) who want to assess that they are 'actually' receiving a blowjob by monitoring the progress in a mirror, or through home made porn.
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derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.
My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up
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A Breast Job is a horny sexual position where the male places his penis between a females large breasts and the female rubs her soft breasts against the penis until he cums all over them.
Kiana gave me a Breast Job when my parents wernt home all day, it felt so great her huge natural breasts are to die for only about 15 seconds into it i had already cummed all over her tits and face and it didnt end there she even have me a bj while my cock was lieing on her all sticky and cummy.
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A job at company Research In Motion (RIM), maker of the blackberry.
He left the company to get a rim job. Those Canadians are hiring a lot lately.
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While a chick is giving a drunken sloppy blow job and just before you're gonna give her some throat yogurt she voms all over your cock but continues until the job is done.
Danny brought V-Dawg back to his apt and she starts going down on him like ghetto style but check this out, she was so fucked up she vommed all over his cock and he was like "oh my god why is there chicken terriyaki on my balls? I was almost done, you better fucking finish. GET BACK ON THAT TERRIYAKI COCK!!!!" So he shoved her face back down and she happily completed the vom-job. The End.
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i can't believe i didn't wake up while i was getting a z job!
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