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batman saves the people of the united states millions dollars every year in recovering stolen money/diamonds/faberge eggs.
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When your hittin a girl from the back and your about to climax you start flapping your arms as if they are bat wings, and on the way down from flapping you smack her behind while also screaming "FEAR THE BAT, FEAR THE BAT, I AM BATMAN FEEL ME CUM". When she looks up at you just say "thats right" and do what ever you want next
i was hitting this girl man and i got the urge to batman her. It was rowd
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A charter from a great book on Wattpad where he starts dating Tarare. Together they almost kill each other one too many times. His main use of self defence is spine throating. Where he shoves a mans spine through his own neck. Things we know about Batman are as follows:
Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman
Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero
Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days
Batman is a yandere
Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers
“Holy shit dude why is your spine through your throat?”
“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“
1. (Military) an officer's personal servant in any of the armed forces
2. A Superhero publish by DC Comics and created by Bob Kane.
1. I was assigned to be a batman with Kaiser Bill.
2. Look at Batman fighting crime!
a term for someone who would use their parents ashes as lube, if given the chance
batman: Robin. Pass me the batcum.
Robin: Th-this is your parent's ashes, batman!
batman: did I stutter?
A mentally insane orphan, who dresses like a fucking animal and beats up other mentally insane criminals, who are often dressed up like a clown. Also, when he finds out someone is an orphan like him, he instantly adopts them and raises them to beat up other mentally insane criminals that are often dressed up like clowns.
Batman
To disappear into thin air like batman does.
Bob and Sally went to dinner. The check came. Sally looked towards bob, he was gone. "Crap! He batmanned again!"
Lisa told Bob she was pregnant. Time to Batman