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Try again sucka!
Hot way of telling someone their idea sucked.
Stan - Thinkin about this new T.I.?
Biff - You can do better than that - grab that Pitbull shit!
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Getting less than what one wants, is still better than getting none at all.
Casey: How did work go?
Cooper: Unfortunately they cut me early, so I only get paid for half a day.
Casey: Well, half a loaf is better than none.
When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.
Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog
Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!
Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.
How was last night in bed with Suzie?
Even better than the real thing.
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What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.
Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.
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Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.
Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!
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When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.
A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.
The school sent the note home to be proactive.
It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"
Anal with an oral finish! ATM