Shame Glaze

Cum dried on your stomach, in your belly button, or on your face if you're unfortunate enough.

Aww shit, I got shame glaze on my lips.

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Cooch glaze

Vaginal discharge, most notably the kind secreted in anticipation of sexual intercourse

Because Debbie's sexual encounters were dry and painful, her sex therapist recommended that she focus on foreplay and make sure that she has secreted enough cooch glaze before attempting penetration.

Also,

If your body produces excessive cooch glaze, it is not a good idea to go cucha libre.

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blaze and glaze

the act in which a girl gives a man a blowjob whilst he smokes weed.

blaze- smoking weed
glaze- ejaculating on a woman's face (usually performed after a blowjob)

yo man how did it go with gash u were in with last night?
safe man, she let me blaze and glaze all night long!

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shit-glazed

The resulting sheen of feces on one's penis after anal sex.

"Wow. Look at the ass on that slut!"

"Ya, I wouldn't mind getting shit-glazed by her!"

managers glaze

The managers ejaculation that gets put on food (most likely pancakes or dessert)

“Can I get the iHop pancakes with the managers glaze please”

glazed vag

When a girl goes to a Dunkin' Donuts, claims she knows a guy who works there to gain access to the donut glazing machine to drip hot sugary glazing onto her meat curtain.

H: Hey miss why are you in the back?
DB: Just undergoing a glazed vag procedure using your confectionary equipment.
H: Proceed.

glazed gay

n: a homosexual male who tans too much and uses too much hair product, make-up, and lip gloss, thus rendering himself in the likeness of a glazed donut -- tan with a bit of a frosted coating

LeatherBear1: "Look at that little thing! It is the middle of January! You do not have a natural tan in the middle of January!"

LeatherBear2: "And skin doesn't naturally look shimmery either."

LeatherBear3: "He's a glazed gay. We could eat him in one bite!"

*growling hungrily in unison*

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