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A store were women go to get clothes and were men go to get a dick up the ass. Hollister is the gayest sector of any mall, on the same spectrum of A&F. FUCK HOLLISTER.
Dude 1: "Hey guys, I just went to Hollister and bought the coolest torn jeans."
Dude 2: "Well, I went to Target and bought perfectly good, no holed, warm jeans that I could donate someday."
Dude 3: "I'm siding with Dude 2 because Hollister is very gay, plus the Hollister jeans have a rip right on the asshole."
Dude 1: "Guys, I'm metrosexual, not gay!"
Dude 2: "There is no such thing as a metrosexual so just come out already. Gays who won't come out piss me off."
Dude 1: "OK!"
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According to "Guppies book of surnames" now out of print. The name Hollister means: "Son of a female brothel keeper."
I must tell my mother what our name(Hollister) means.
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A common store in malls most of em which has clothes that are WAAAAAY overpriced, and don't last that long. It sucks basically. Most people would love to agree.
"Dude, you shop at hollister? That place sucks!
"Yeah I did, your point?"
"IT SUCKS!"
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A clothing brand owned by Abercrombie & Fitch where teens who have yet to develop their own personal identity will go and shop. You can often expect to pay somewhat higher than average prices for significantly lower than average quality clothing.
"Excuse me miss Hollister 'model', do any of the jeans in this store come in halfway decent quality, or at least not totally ruined already?"
"No, why do you think they're so expensive?"
"Well... wait, that doesn't make any sense!!!"
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a lame store for posers that, like abercrombie, smells like vomit (hollister cologne), employs social rejects with nice hair and faux tans, and sells fake vintage clothes with made-up events on them. except worse because when you're in there it feels like you're in a cave.
"jesus since when is there a cave attached to the mall?"
"no this is just hollister"
"i can't see my hand"
"let's leave."
"did you really go to the 1982 pie eating contest of salmonville, west virginia?"
"no, i wish. so instead i got this shirt at hollister."
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store that is overrated and overpriced. they sell 'surfer' clothing aka. hey everyone, let's pretend like we actually surf! it is very popular, i'll admit, but of course my friend once bought a sweater there and i've seen atleat 20 other girls in my school with it. personally, i'm hollister clothing-free and PROUD. also see "pungent purfume", "preps in disguise", and "jerks 'r us".
Stereotyped girl # 1: Like, omg -actually says, 'o.m.g.'-, guys let's go into hollister. all the hotties are in there! wow like omg, i love this store! let's blow our paychecks so we can look like zombies!
Stereotyped girl # 2: Omg you are so totally right! i want to look like i live in california even though i DON'T!
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Type of CLothing that Fag teenagers use,usually the posers who have no interests, also are very picky about what people think about them and their looks
white kids who wear hollister are POSERS...............
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