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Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.
“Why are my toes wet”
“Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”
(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.
Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”
A tale too ridiculous for anyone to believe.
His daily lunch-time Marty Story always resulted in a collective eye-roll from the rest of the crew
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A description of a woman's breasts after undergoing a very poorly executed breast enhancement surgery, resulting in nipples that face in different directions - a la the deceased actor, Marty Feldman's eyes.
"She must have had her boob job done on the cheap. She went in for a D-cup and ended up with a Marty Feldman."
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When a guy is making out with a girl and he takes her had puts it on his penis (usually over a pair of pants)
It's amazing how many girls just go along with the Marty Manuever when they are making out with a guy.
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Marty robbins is one of the best country niggas to roam earth. Also referred too as big dick marty, and if your not careful big dick marty will use his big iron on ur girl. Making that pussy fart harder then good mexican food in el paso.
Marty robbins- nigger slayer
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To sleep in one's clothes, as done by the character Marty McFly in the movie "Back to the Future". Also known as "Michael J. Fox it".
I'm too tired to change into my pajamas. I'm just going to Marty McFly it.
I'll lose my sleepiness if I change into my pajamas. I'm just gonna have to Marty MacFly it.
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