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1.The part of the worst time of month for a woman to go through during her period, where she has occasional mood wings and tends to be a tad irritable when communicating with people.
2.And the constant irritating excuses people use when a girl gets mad at them. (Even though she's not on her period or anywhere near it.)
Amanda: I hate you.
Donny: What?
Amanda: I love you.
Donny: Wait, wait, wait, what happened to I hate you?
Amanda: GET THE HELL OUT.
Donny: What the hell, Amanda?
Ms. Sally: God, your so stupid when it comes to a girl's feelings.
Donny: Oh god...she's pms'ing.
Ms. Sally: Donny, I'm 70. I don't have a period anymore.
Donny: Oh...you were serious?
Ms. Sally:-facepalm- Yes, child.
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the time when you should put a restraing order on your wife, move away, change your name, and come back when the army calls an all clear.
if your a kid build a bomb shelter with enough food to last you sevel days. and prepare for ww3.
if you have a g friend do all of the following buy her flowers every day and be her slave until it is clear then you might get laid.
your mom on her time of the mounth run for your life
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Prostate Massage - When the woman (or man) inserts her finger or a sex toy into a man's ass and massages the prostate in order to increase the intensity of climax.
My girl was giving me a great blowjob last night and when she started with the PM I dumped a 5 gallon load of cum on her face.
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Short for Product Manager, teams of employees developing a product are headed by a Product Manager.
Used in Google's business model
Product Manager
Stephanie is the PM of google wave
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Pre-menstrual syndrome
Be afriad. Be very afraid
woman: i'm PMSing.
men: Quick!! To the bomb shelter!!
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A time when all men should proceed immediately to the bar
'Dude, that girls pmsing, get in the car quick!'
'Whatcha doin' here?'
'My wife is PMSing and...Oh shit take over I think that bitch is coming' *all men haul ass to nearest exit while PMSing women storms into room*
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