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When the base of the penis shrivels up, but the tip remains at normal size; resembling popeye's arms.
I just came in from the cold and now I have a popeye penis.
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Popeye's chicken is when you take the raw skin of a chicken breast and wrap it around an erect penis. then you proceed to insert in the vagina. just before ejaculation you pull out, shove the chicken skin in her mouth, immediately followed by a "nut-busting" in her mouth with the skin still in it. then quickly poke the broad in the eye with the erect penis(preferably both eyes but one will do).
what did you guys eat for dinner last night? i gave her some popeye's chicken.
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One with the wit and intelligents of a mongofied amoeba.
Also one with a fascination about men's bellends.
That joke was written by Popeye Turner wasnt it?
Kim you are totally Popeye Turner.
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A juicy thick sandwich with a mayonnaise dressing that finishes that crunchy ass like a suit and tie. It is meant to be chucked into someones face so that it pops their eyes out, and then eaten with glorious pain.
Colonel Sanders: If I hear one more mention of that stupid sandwich that is stealing my customers, you betcha life I will Popeyes Chicken Sandwich them down to the core.
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It is a sandwich that makes you act up
Gabe: Dude logan why are you so weird
Logan: I just ate a Popeye's chicken sandwich and now I'm acting up
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A Popeyes Skin Graft is when you buy a bunch of chicken from Popeyes, with the sole purpose of removing the fried chicken skins to wrap them around another food.
I've got this idea to bake a lasagna, and then perform a Popeyes Skin Graft to it. It's a dish that will make even Iron Chef Bobby Flay's jaw drop!
I've been saving up fried chicken skins for a couple weeks now. I'm planning on sewing them together, and wrapping an entire ham. It'll be the world's largest Popeyes Skin Graft to date.
A lonely male, usually a teenager, who spends all day, every day, sitting in a darkened room alone, trying his best to make just one of his arms look like Popeye's.
Occasionally one eyed frowning with the sticky out chin comes into play, accompanied by Popeye's "Ugugugug!" chuckling noise.
Often leads to a Popeye style walk in later life.
I called round to see Dave the other day, he's becoming a proper One Armed Popeye.
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