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The process of having intercourse with a really unattractive girl/guy, to ensure you don't catch an STI.
Andy says: I gave that Jodie a Safety Tap last night...
Mike says: Yeah, But she's a minger.
Andy says: Meh, at least I won't get AIDS.
Code for anytime you are smoking pot.
Honey, I need to have a safety meeting before I discuss that with you.
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Slang for sneaking off before work to smoke marijuana.
Meeting held before another meeting to get in the right frame of mind.
All of the raft guides disappeared before loading rafts on the bus, they must be at their safety meeting
Is there any way I can schedule some time for a safety meeting before that big presentation?
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The wipe that occurs hopefully after one finishes his last wipe of his shat in order to ensure the shit ticket is indeed un-skathed. This action will ensure not having a nasty case of ia
Dude, your walkin' like somebody just took a dremel to your kornhole.... sure you did the safety wipe?
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the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.
Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? It sounds like you were having a good time."
Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."
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If someone is wearing it on their clothes everyday, it is usually a promise to not kill themselves (espeically if they have attempted before).
Jill: Jenny wears that stupid safety pin everday.
Jack: Yeah, it's because she attempted suicide. It's a promise to herself to never do it again.
Jill: Wow that's sad.
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Best song of all time. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS. insert clapping noise
We can dance, we can dance, everybodies taking the chance. SAFE TO DANCE!
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