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(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.
(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.
Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!
Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?
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the use of the phrase "smartie bar" over textual message, almost like a sweet nothing whispered into one's ear. both seductive and enticing, its the ulitimate way to hook yourself up with a bomb sophomore. only used while strongly under the influence of alcohol.
"no, tell me the cross streets so i can get a better idea. gosh, you smartie bar."
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An extremely hot intelligent clever witty sarcastic chick.
I can't get anywhere with this chick. Every time I make a comment she replies with a smart ass answer. She is a little Ms. Smarty Hotpants.
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Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.
Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"
Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."
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The definition of some people that is smart but when they call you smarty, you call them back this.
-the smart human being- Hey smarty
-normal human being- shut up smarty barby pants.
When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.
1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.
2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.
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Somebody who is pretty smart. You normally copy off this dude in class and pick on him occasionally. But at the end of the day, he knows he's needed to copy off of.
Mr. Smarty Pants just pooped his pants again.
Time to copy off of Mr. Smarty Pants.
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