European hearing aid

Having sex with the gaugeearrings in a woman's ear. May require lube. Also see gauge rage.

Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.

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hear my man

when someone is chatting shit or isn't making any sort of sense at all. When someone says something so idiotic that you don't even know how to reply you just have to say "hear my man". In simpler terms it means: wtf is this guy on about.

"My mum is such a virgin its actually so sad"
"Hear my man"

hear me out

A request that the listener/audience waits until they have heard all the information before voicing their opinion. Often said when the speaker anticipates that what they are about to say will be prematurely interrupted, dismissed or ignored without allowing the full story being told.

Family Guy: Brian & Stewie (S08E17)

Stewie: Look, I’m going to propose something and I need you to hear me out. Will you promise me you’ll do that?

Brian: I guess...

Stewie: You guess? Or you will?

Brian: Yes I’ll hear you out.

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didn't hear the helicopter

when someone does not notice something that is blatantly obvious

Wow! John's been having an affair for three years and his wife didn't hear the helicopter?

Vincent was getting scammed but he didn't hear the helicopter.

Whorton Hears a Poo

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.

Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.

y'all hear sum

a way to really ignore a bitch when they tryin you. sometimes can be followed up by y'all smell sum or y'all feel sum.

Kylie Jenner - hey kendal how do I become a model like u
Kendal Jenner - y'all hear sum
Kylie Jenner - kendal stop ignoring me thats why my is ass more phat

Kendal Jenner - wait ... y'all hear sum

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wanna hear a joke?

M Y L I F E

Wanna hear a joke?
M Y L I F E

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