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While listening to the postal service last night, I was postal serviced.
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to have sex with a escort, including penetration(usually with a condom)
the add said $ 250/hr for full service
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The lame new trend of clubs charging $500 for a $20 bottle of liquor, so that patrons think they are cool spending lots of money.
For VIP entrance to a club, you must order bottle service.
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The people a company hires , in the attempt of cleaning up its mistakes and inconsistencies.
I was on hold for 45 minutes trying to get through to customer service!
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1. Shared Services are a small group of people that strive to be of the quality of others in their company. IE: Tech Support.
2. Shared Services are often found clinging to the bottom of feet late at night
3. Shared Services are a group of people that don't have an official job title so get dubbed Shared Services as the only explanation for their existance
As of this printing the Shared Services phenomenon is still being investigated. But, is believed to be Alien in nature from original testing.
ION Services is a feared Hacker & Coder & Skilled Doxxer, He comes from the Group Named MeliSec, the group is full of skilled hackers and coders, ION Services Will Show No Sympathy for your mistakes, And also Goes by the name 11Meli. ION Services Has Created Alot of Usefull Software in his time; to list a few, ION Discord Builder (A discord Hacking tool), ION Webhook Nuker (Nukes Webhooks til the Webhook wont send anything more.), ION Token Nuker (Absolutely Trashes Discord Accounts only by inputing the token.). ION Services is currently working on the ION Panel a paid software that will consist of all of his creations in one Software and will be bundled for $5 for a lifetime License. ION Services is a very interesting Developer, If you know him you definitely are lucky.
girl: Who is ION Services?
7Meli: ION Services is top slat and is a skilled hacker infact! Did you know He also goes by 11Meli?
girl: I didn't know that but now i do.
11Meli: Thank you 7Meli for telling her.
7Meli: No problem 11Meli, But lets get MeliSec on the Web
1Meli: That will be a fun Day once it is.
Sikey services is a crypto exchanging service!
discord.gg/sikeymm
well bro for gambling on stake.com i need crypto ima buy from Sikey Services