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A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.
I have a shlong dong
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A under mounted kitchen sink that a man can use to wash his cock and balls.
After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.
The female equivalent of "Tunnel Buddies". When two females have had coitus with the same male ( not necessarily at the same time).
Stav: Omg did you hear that Shay and Maya both had sex with Harel!1!1!1
Tamar: So are they Shlong Sisters?
Stav: Yup!1!1!
A shlong bot is a super sexy fuck machine with abs.
"Wow that guy is an ultra mega shlong bot.'
a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.
dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.
or, gobble my donkey shlong.
or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?
or get that donkey shlong away from me.
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When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong
Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong
A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.
Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.
Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
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