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A poor excuse for Mexican food.
Common "Mexican" food eaten by gringos that need to hit up an actual taco place and pay for some authentic food instead of that crap you call "Taco" Bell.
Diarrhea doesn't follow, also.
I ate some Taco Bell, and woke up a weapon of ass destruction so powerful the bathroom was quarantined for months before it was safe to go in again.
Afterwards, I went to a local taco place and ate some tacos that were actually pretty good. Thankfully, my crap came out solid.
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A shitty fast food chain that uses Dog parts in their beef.
Ever wonder what happened to the Taco Bell dog?(read the above)
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To taco bell, or eat huge amouts of shitty food(not necessarily taco bell) then go party for the night, and wake up the next morning, not really remembering what when on, or why your ass is toatally demolished. Frequent taco bellers are refered to as "Bellies" and are usually fat, stupid, and suck dick just for that one last "Gordita"
Though most people agree that Belling fairly tits, it is not advised to do so on a regular basis.
"dude, you wanna go taco belling to night?"
"hell yea, you wanna go to White Asshole or taco hell?"
*mother "Look at you! did you you go belling last night?"
*son shits his pants and goes back to sleep.
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taco bell is heaven
We are going to Taco Bell. "(angels singing)"
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The worst fast food place on Earth. Insults and uses the Mexican race and their food and abominates it.
I stopped eating Taco Bell a year ago. Thank God I've stopped eating that crap...
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The damn tastiest Mexican fast food ever. Cooked by real Mexicans.
(Try the Grilled Stuft Burrito!)
¿Yo quero Taco Bell?
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An distinctly bad restaurant chain spotted all over America owned by the Yum! corporation, owners of KFC and Pizza Hut--also known for their shitty food.
The food normally has no real flavor, because the ignorant masses seem to appreciate that in food. Everything has some sort of animal product in it, including the rice which has milk in it.
For an example of Taco Bell, shit on a plate and wrap it in a tortilla.
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