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A scale on which women are ranked based purely on physical attractiveness. Ranges from 1-100, with 1 being the lowest base unit, 1 Becca, and 100 being a theoretical perfect state. 20 and above is respectable, 40 and above is hot, and 50 and above is smokin' hot. Less than 10 is subhuman. Numbers around 100 are reserved for celebrities and those generally acknowledged to be the world's hottest women. Personality and Intelligence are not included on the scale.
"That girl on the other side of the bar, I reckon she's about 25 on The Becca Scale. I could do that."
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The scale rating women on how many kilos bodyweight they'd have to lose before one would consider sleeping with them.
The number indicating the amount of kilos the woman has to burn, meaning the scale ranges from 0 (totally doable) to infinite (NEVA).
Not to be confused with the Draught Beer Scale
- Dude that fat chick over there is totally eyeing you!
- She's gourgeous. A solid 9!
- Dude... On the kg-scale maybe
- I like'em chuppy
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a scale used to define where you are dating wise
5 sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)
4.5 hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jules.)
10 the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)
i got to number 8 on the snog scale with mark last night!!
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A clear scale for rating attractiveness.
1 I wouldn’t and I can’t see why anyone else would.
2 I wouldn’t but I can see why someone else would.
3 I would but I can see why someone else wouldn't.
4 I would and I can't see why anyone else wouldn't.
Dude, Emma Watson is a 4 on the 4 scale!
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Squint-scale is that movement you make with your hands when you're trying to weigh two (probably equally poor) options.
Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.
This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.
Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.
"I should probably spend my day off working on some of these projects, chores, and life responsibilities that haunt me everyday... But... The bar is having 2 for 1 happy hour and I wouldn't want that to go to waste" (enter squint scale)
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The CH Scale refers to the Cute-Hot Scale. Each factor in the scale is rated on a 1-10 scale, for example a girl can have a cute factor of 7 and a hot factor of 10. Characteristics that are involved in judging the CH Scale are looks, personality, life goals, etc. Created by the 2010-2011 residents of 17th floor of Straz Tower at Marquette University.
Chad: "Dude, that girls is pretty, she's smart, funny, and she knows it, but she ain't bitchy about it. What would you give her on the CH Scale?"
Dutch: "C5-H10, man, all the way."
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a 1-10 rating system for women, however they are given handicap points based on the assumption they will sleep with you that night. Other features are considered, differing from the typical 1-10 scale, like: would she be good in bed? how hot is her body? etc. A typical 1-10 scale generally only puts things like - face and body into account.
Well that girl over there is only a 6, but with those dance moves, she's definitely a 10 on the bang scale.
Well that girl over there is only a 6, but with those dance moves, she's definitely a 10 on the bang scale.
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