getting ready for class

waking up 3 minutes before, taking a swig of daniels, and forgetting the essay that's due today.

Clayton Senpai: Man i feel like shit today.
Link: You mean you feel like getting ready for class.

5👍 2👎

middle class fraud

An adult(25+) who lives a trashy/shady/ghetto low class life, and would on their own be borderline homeless but still lives at home in their parents $400k middle class suburban home.

At this point in her life, Ann is a middle class fraud.

5👍 3👎

upper-middle class

Lawyers, Doctors, Accountants etc would be considered upper-middle class

i am a doctor, i am upper-middle class

66👍 88👎

Portuguese first class

noun: a coach bulkhead seat, i.e., no other seats in front of you so you have some extra legroom.

I was on the redeye to NYC and I got bumped to Portuguese first class.

18👍 19👎

Gym class hero

A kid that takes gym too seriously, usually they are jocks and they will yell at you if you don't do shit.

Me talking to friend: Dude what was the Geometry homework again?
Friend: uh...
*Gym class hero (a senior on the football team) smashes into friend, breaking his arm.*
Friend: Oh fuck my arm hurts like a bitch owwwwwwwwww.
Gym Class hero: That's what you get for not catching the ball.
Me: Go fuck your disgusting girlfriend gym class hero.

20👍 22👎

Class 755

The less popular version of the 745 which runs through the endless marshlands called Norfolk, it also serves the berney arms pub, 1 thing that differentiates these from their coomer 745 brothers is that Stadler slapped a engine coach in the middle instead of PUTTING DIESEL ENGINES OR PACKS UNDERNEATH THE TRAIN LIKE EVERY OTHER TRAIN MAKER DOES.

hehehehe a Class 755 derailed on the Wherry Lines today

2👍 7👎

First Class Princess

A girl who has everything she wants and needs. She is spoiled. She always takes the better things in life and wont settle for less. She isnt afraid to share her opinions so a lot of people take her as a bitch, but she aint, she just know wats she wants and wants people to know how she feels. If she doesnt like someone or something, she isnt afraid to tell.

"Maria is the only first class princess that we know"

14👍 16👎