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The sexiest guy in the world. He is an amazing boyfriend and an amzing lover.
Girl 1-I had amazing sex last night.
Girl 2- I had Matt Sinibaldi last night.
Girl 1- Bitch
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adj. A Matt Gold is a very large useless thing. It like to eat alot and is usually found listening to gross music. He enjoys eating and large girls.(Big Sid)
An common use:
Wow, you are a Matt Gold. (a very bad insult to anyone)
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pinching some weed with the intent of smoking it later; if the person matt-burting did not pay for the weed, they must smoke it with whomever purchased said matt-burted weed
"Don't matt burt that roach just so you can go smoke it and watch 'Pink Floyd: The Wall' and have a wank."
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Just as "tramp stamp" is to lower back tattoo, "Welcome Matt" is to lower abs. Right above a chicks pussy. It gives you a little taste of what she is like.
" That chick got an arrow tattoo right above her pussy!" "Yeah it's pretty much a Welcome Matt."
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Super loud and annoying, usually very disruptive and physically/ emotionally hurtful. Super faggy, and isn't a great friend at times, and likes old timey music
Matt Payne is annoying as all hell
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Lack of a soft surface used for celebrating points in Ultimate Frisbee. see also Tony Grabbe
I was gonna do a running dive after I scored, but then I realized that there was no ah, matt near the end zone.
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A party whereby a man name Matt sits in a pet-hair covered recliner in a low-ceilinged and dingy family room, belching while watching reruns on tv-land -- the party starts when his neighbor begrudgingly comes over to demand his tool set back that was borrowed last easter and never used - the wife offers rudimentary snacks of stale pretzels and michelob lite. About this time Matt engages the neighbor in a long winded conversation discussing the politics of MASH. He never returns the tools.
Man, I went over to Jay's for a game of scrabble and beer - and it was the lamest Matt Party, down to the pretzels and Michelob.
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