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The notion that some men have that if they go swimming in their chlorinated swimming pool they no longer need to take a shower.
It was really easy to get ready for work today because I just took a quick pool bath.
The guy that when you're playing pool gives unsolicited advice to you even though he plays worse than you.
Here comes Danny's to be the Pool Whisperer again. I hate THAT guy.
An upright land dwelling omnivore and primate. Habitats varied climates, utilizes tools, and sucks a lot of cocks.
Boy Howdy there goes that pool champion. You know
When 2 penises are double penetrating a woman, and the bottom penis slips out. Then as he tries to re-enter, he instead pushes the testicle of the guy on top into her anus.
“Ouch, Chad. Watch what you’re doing down there. Don’t go playing dirty pool.”
The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers
“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””
“Not my pool not my camels”
When playing pool for a long period of time, the point at which the standard of play drops off significantly. This is often sudden, and results in an incredibly long frame of shoddy pool.
Will:- "Mate, this frame is taking forever"
Tom:- "We've gone past pool bedtime, definitely our last frame"
When everybody jumps in the pool (preferably fully clothed) one after the other in a line
“Yo let’s get a Memphis Pool Party going at the neighboring beach club.”
“Yeah hahaha they’re gonna be so pissed.”