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adj. A Matt Gold is a very large useless thing. It like to eat alot and is usually found listening to gross music. He enjoys eating and large girls.(Big Sid)
An common use:
Wow, you are a Matt Gold. (a very bad insult to anyone)
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pinching some weed with the intent of smoking it later; if the person matt-burting did not pay for the weed, they must smoke it with whomever purchased said matt-burted weed
"Don't matt burt that roach just so you can go smoke it and watch 'Pink Floyd: The Wall' and have a wank."
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Just as "tramp stamp" is to lower back tattoo, "Welcome Matt" is to lower abs. Right above a chicks pussy. It gives you a little taste of what she is like.
" That chick got an arrow tattoo right above her pussy!" "Yeah it's pretty much a Welcome Matt."
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Super loud and annoying, usually very disruptive and physically/ emotionally hurtful. Super faggy, and isn't a great friend at times, and likes old timey music
Matt Payne is annoying as all hell
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Lack of a soft surface used for celebrating points in Ultimate Frisbee. see also Tony Grabbe
I was gonna do a running dive after I scored, but then I realized that there was no ah, matt near the end zone.
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A party whereby a man name Matt sits in a pet-hair covered recliner in a low-ceilinged and dingy family room, belching while watching reruns on tv-land -- the party starts when his neighbor begrudgingly comes over to demand his tool set back that was borrowed last easter and never used - the wife offers rudimentary snacks of stale pretzels and michelob lite. About this time Matt engages the neighbor in a long winded conversation discussing the politics of MASH. He never returns the tools.
Man, I went over to Jay's for a game of scrabble and beer - and it was the lamest Matt Party, down to the pretzels and Michelob.
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A man with the name Matt will question why other men will measure their dick size with the amount of pussy they can get. Virginity to Matt is great. Matt also loves the idea of depression and preaches about how we all will die one day so nothing we do matters in life.
Friend: Hey Matt lets go out today!
Matt: No I'm depressed today.
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